The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago! The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. You guessed it - her share of the lotto winnings...
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one? " ORSM VIDEO One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?? NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
" A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not darling? "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning." DEATH While walking along the pavement in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. She got on the scale and it read 117 so she won a prize. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Seeing as Walking Dead features British born Lennie James, we thought we’d award our number one spot to British actor and leading man Andrew Lincoln.
These beautiful, beautiful girls were killed by members of their own family. Well mostly because they liked the Western style of life or would not marry an OLD bloke... There are only two things that people should know about this debate. No one thinks we should belch poisonous gas into the atmosphere or pour chemicals into the waterways.
But lets not allow others to pollute our minds with the notion that CO2 is the root of all evil. Looking for a new job in the IT world I was stunned to find this gem posted on the My Career site.
Please don't stop there though - my ego is directly linked to the influx of various items from all corners and without it I'd lapse into a vegetative. What don't I want is probably easier so basically just avoid anything with cruelty and/or sex with kids and/or animals and you should be right. It's insulting to those of us who actually know something about Islam, just like it would be insulting to Christians to spread pictures in non-Christian countries insinuating that radical evangelical hate groups (like the Westboro baptist church) represent all of Christendom.
Those people are definitely assholes, but they are not representative of 99% of Christians, just like clitoral mutilation is not advocated by 99% of Muslims.